The other planet and the being repair shops |
Far away in another
galaxy hangs a planet occupied by a crazy race (‘race’ because they are always
racing against each other). Their
survival depends on ‘greed’ - the life force, something like our sun. Their power and status comes from the amount
of ‘greed’ they can inhale and snatch from others. The more ‘greed’ one has, the more control on
the system one gets. That makes the ‘greed-y
wannabes’ and the ‘greed have-nots’ the subjugated, lesser beings who must work
under the greed-rich and also stay at a distant from greed through the morality
idea passed down by the saints and high priests who live and preach in these
specially designed, awe inspiring, peaceful structures.
The only greed-free places
on that planet are the ‘repair-shops’ (somewhat like our hospitals). This is where the beings are sent when they breakdown
either because of the greed of others (somewhat like malnutrition) or because of
excessive greed that they can’t digest (something like overeating or food
poisoning). Until recently, the master
repairers (kind of doctors) were a respected and trusted lot by all beings because
they worked hard to repair the beings before sending them back into the system
- the lesser ones to work and the better ones to continue to rule. The repair shops are kept highly sanitized by
a ‘morality spray’ that deactivates the greedvirus and prevents it from causing
corruption. Both, the greed filled and
the greed wannabe beings, ensure that the repair shop system works smoothly so they
can have an ample supply of fit workers.
The have-nots anyway have neither the means nor any say that can influence
any change.
One day however the greedvirus
gets force-mutated to resist the morality spray and infects a repair master who
is working on a being with a very high quotient of greed. This being requires an urgent organ
transplant but there are no donors. The
infected repair master, under the influence of the greed virus infection, steals
the organ from a have-not in the general ward of the repair shop and installs
it into the greed-rich being. The ensuing
rewards satisfy the deadly greedy-itch that the virus triggers in any infected soul. Ever since, the repairer continues to find
his release in stealing organs and passing them to the haves to ease his itch. By the time the press gets the wind, years
have passed. The repairer has turned
into a powerful, evil villain supported by the greed-rich beings at the highest
echelons of power and politics. Some have-nots
are scared of repair shops while some are still ignorant. A few good Samaritans (there are always a few
of those on every planet) file police
complaints, hold protests and even try to argue on the greed-e TV channels, but
nothing works. Most of the important (read
greed-rich) beings are working for ‘development’ (a very important word on that
planet) and have no time to waste on the have-nots.
At this point our
hero walks in – a street smart, dance heavy, macho man who likes this cutie-pie
girl from another slum, whose father is one of the victims of the organ
stealing racket. Now this girl does some
sleazy cabaret stuff at a local bar but she is a pious soul who prays to god
everyday. She has taken to cabaret because
she wants to extract revenge from the cruel repairer who still visits this gaudy
bar. The hero is anyway born with a
mission to kill one evil villain and save the planet so that development (whatever
that means) can take place while the have-nots continue to remain as they were so
that the haves inch ahead or atleast remain the same.
And we inch towards
the climax when the girl begins to dance seductively around the villain with
two knives in her hands but doesn’t stab him. The hero meanwhile enters the repair shop,
ofcourse after killing a few guards and discovers all kinds of organs pickled
in jars waiting for rich recipients. He
orders his friends (they have been there since the beginning and provide some
funny moments of stupidity and comraderie) to deliver the organs back to their original
owners and even stitch them back. Then
he heads to the farmhouse where the villain is about to force himself upon the
girl while she begs him to spare her for god’s sake. That is when the hero lands in like batman through
the glass window. A fight ensues where
the villain almost kills the hero after about fifteen minutes of kicking and
fighting. The victorious villain lets
out an evil laugh and throws the girl on the bed. This is when the hero comes back to life
again. Barely able to open his eyes and
stand properly he manages to pull out the spear from the life size idol of god and
nails the villain with it. The police
enters in full force with guns and arrests the dead villain. The girl kisses the hero. Everything is sorted and life continues as it
was.
Text and Pics - Parvez (Copyright 2014)
(Un-edited version of the article published in my column in Financial Chronicle on 17th Oct, 2014)
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